Boiling Lava Hot

Okay, so, for the past few nights we've had the pleasure of going to kwik trip at least once. Tonight was no different. This time it was for me, i wanted hot pockets. so, my roomie gets done with what he's doing and we head off. we get there, buy the goods and come back. while all this was happening i coudlnt help but think of Jim Gaffigan's sketch on hot pockets. so, we get back and i stick them in the microwave (because i'm too impatient to do them in the oven). once they're done being nuked i bring'em up stairs  into my room and sit down infront of  my computer and turn on the ufo hunters episode i'd been buffering for the last half hour. i was thinking to myself, this is pretty sweet, history channel show, food, and a decently comfy chair to sit in. so i take my first bite, and holy crap i wasn't prepared for it. Like gaffigan says, it's either frozen or boiling lava hot (mine being the latter of the two). my lip now has what feels like third degree burns on it and half of my taste buds are gone. in the end, was it worth it? i dunno, i'll let you know when i finish eating them.