Welcome back! Jordan again, teaching you valuable skills. This post is, How to write a song that will make it into the top 40's. Lets begin,
First off, you will need a variety of items. Things that you will need include,
1. Style/fashion sense. Being trendy is a HUGE part of this. If it came right down to skills, the top 40 would look quite different. So make sure you keep up on this seasons apparel.
2. Lighting and effects, yes, we're already talking about going on tour, that is how fast this 'how to' will shoot you to the top.
3. A catchy tune, it doesn't have to be good, in fact, i would suggest having it be pretty terrible, but something that everyone can get stuck in their heads.
4. One word you repeat at least five times in a row, six times throughout the song. It doesn't matter what it is, Preferably something like, love or air or something of the sort. People eat it up, it makes them feel smart that they know a decent amount of the song the second time they hear it so they can sing along.
5. Something to go along with three and four sort of, sing about either: something you have no idea what it actually is, random fluffy subjects like dancing, or rapping some gibberish within the song.
6. Finally, you will need either a bus, or a really nice car. So you can drive around the L.A. streets and have it be known, you have arrived!
Okay, how to do it, well.. I've given you the basic steps. You just have to put these steps into practice. Sort of, i wouldn't practice too much, you don't wanna sound like you've practiced for any real amount of time. So i guess I'd say, keep your voice on hold until the show you're about to play is ready to start, then just run on stage with a big smile. No warm ups needed! Look at you, you're a star, again folks, lets all remember to give credit where credit is due *cough cough* (Step 4 by: Brett Verlennich)
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